Some pick up lines..

here are some funny lines i found on the net.

1. You’re like an exothermic reaction,
you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

3. You’ re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes

5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a
fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

10.You defragment my life

11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network
sharing?

12. Baby, let me find your nth term

13. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

14. Baby i’ll treat you like my hw- I’ll slam you on the table and do you
all night long

15. Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?

16. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

17. I think my heart just lagged.

18. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

19. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

20. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

** 21. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

22. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

23. Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that
make you smile)

24. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in
phase.

** 25. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

26. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how
you apply the force

** 27. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half
again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this
specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

28. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or
rough?

29. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

30. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want
to be the cytoplasm?

31. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

32. Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring
rod

33. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

some are sick. sorry for that. its just for laughs anyway. for those in secondary school, you may not get some terms. haha. its ok to KIV (keep in view) bcos you might learn it in future.

this is today

today was an ordinary TSS ( temporary supply staff/ saikang warrior) day at camp. woke at 6pm, trotted down to nee soon camp. slept on the cot bed for awhile before master sergeant called all TSS in to talk to us on the three golden words that ensures our survival in NS- ENSURE, INFORM, oh shucks i forgot the least word. oh well, basically he wanted area cleaning done and at all times, someone must be manning the office. i admit we have been too slack but oh well we will pick ourselves up.

after that i slept. zZZzzzZ

woke up, ate lunch and slept again. zzzZz

woke up, did area cleaning and left. there you go. typical life of a TSS in nee soon camp. my stay in course is gonna start real soon man. i hope it will be a smooth sailing one. take care people. will update almost every night. forgive me if i do not.

that was yesterday

visited the cardiologist yesterday. but before i go into that, i shall tell you what happened yesterday.

on monday, jixian called me from camp telling me my specialist letter, containing some impt documents, has finally reached company line. i was like, wth. my appointment was scheduled for 10th of june thats like yesterday and on the 9th of june it got to the company line. if you still have not get it yet, i had to rush to tekong for that freaking letter before my appointment at 1440 hrs. so i left my house at 8.30am, sat on 139 to boon keng mrt all the way to hougang. from hougang bus stop i took bus 89 which brought me all the way to the SAF ferry terminal. but it was freaking long. how long? long enough to read my newpaper and 8 days thoroughly. well, thats not the end of my long journey. i missed the 10.30am ferry thus i had to wait (again) for the 11.30am ferry.

anyway i walked slowly to company line and finally got hold of my letter. i wished my platoon mates the final hi and bye. final in the sense that, they were assembled together (nt assembled specially for me luh, for lunch) final because they have finally left tekong with effect 11th June. well done guys! anyway, i left for the 12.30pm ferry back to mainland.

by the time i ate my lunch at white sands, it was around 1 plus already. so i rushed to MMI (military medical institute) at NUS. you know where the ass is that? its at buona vista man. and where was i? PASIR RIS. rarh. for those who do not know how far they are apart, here’s a map:

those who cant count, its about 20 stops. yeah. i was damn bored man. like REALLY BORED. and i was late? i even cabbed from outside the mrt station as i cldnt read the damn horribly photocopied map provided. and the taxi driver also cldnt find the building. turn left turn right and my cab fare was $5. i had to alight and walk. finally i saw a thin building – MMI.

at the lift lobby. i was directed to go to level 6. ok, nvm. i walked in and looked at the left and right panel. where the hell are the number buttons! all i saw was ‘open’ and ‘close’ buttons. so i came out blur and shared my demise with the security guard. and he showed me how to operate the damn sophisticated lift (waste money man) in front of the lift door on the wall, were several number buttons so big i think they are bigger than your big toe. apparently when one presses whatever button, the device flashes which lift you should take – Lift A/B/C/D. honestly i was quite impressed. but i felt dumb luh. shld have figured that one out.

the application procedures went quite smoothly as i saw no one at the registration counter.again i was directed to level 7. before seeing my specialist, i had to take an ECG. while waiting anxiously for my turn to see the specialist, i braced myself for a series of tests to come.i was ready to stay for awhile to take those tests. but guess what, he only saw me for like 10 minutes before telling me “i will arrange for you to take some tests…” upon hearing this i was like ‘whats new man”. but he ended his sentence with ANOTER DAY. i was stunned. so stunned i asked him “another day?”

thus, i have to take the tests- echogram and TMX(threadmill exercise) another day. to sum up my miserable day, i have to do my echogram on the 13th of june at JURONG MEDICAL CENTRE. yes jurong. freaking far. and my TMX (at a later date) at MMI before i can see my specialist for an evaluation.

oh well. what a horrible tuesday. =(